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Sesame!

I think they could take Sesame seeds off the market and I wouldn't even care.

I can't imagine five years from now saying, "Damn, remember Sesame seeds? What happened? All the buns are blank!" They're gonna have to change that McDonald's song: "Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a... bun."

How's a Sesame seed stick to a bun? That's fuckin' magical! There's got to be some Sesame seed glue out there! Either that, or they're adhesive on one side. "Take the Sesame seed out, remove the backing, place it on the bun. Now your bun will look spectacular."

What does a Sesame seed grow into? I don't know; we never gave them a chance!

What the fuck is a Sesame? It's a street!

It's a way... to open shit! Open Sesame!

4 comments:

Joe Xavier said...

Mitch Hedberg diddit!

Alvin said...

Are you high on something man....
Sesame seeds are like the bling bling on the bun...without the bling bling..there's no ching ching

Joe Xavier said...

They're just not given enough credit dude... poor tiny crunchy things...

Jaron said...

:D