finals.term1.2008

The mindfuck begins...

Why I Do It...

A couple of weeks back, I hit a plateau on strength gains and body fat levels. I guess it's just normal as I've been training with the OVT program. So I took the liberty to change it and adapt into a new HST program. My plan would be to cycle the HST and OVT one after another. For a complete period of 10 weeks each. Hopefully that'll be able to break my plateau and I start gaining lean muscle.

I also took the liberty to really watch what I eat lately. Cutting out on saturated fats, alcohol and soda. Just had a couple of beers last night after a long while but they'll be accounted for through my weekly caloric expenditure. And once again, NO, I don't diet! I just watch what I put into my mouth. I still believe in the fact that we are what we eat. Eat shit, you'll be shit. Another thing that motivates me to eat well is the fact that there are plenty of people around me dying of high blood pressure, stroke, diabetes and all obesity related diseases. I just don't think I wanna pass on that way... A little early to think about it. But most of this diseases don't just develop on the spot right away. They're the product of the early years of life and they take years of being dormant before they show up at your doorsteps uninvited.

Anyway, been down with fever and flu for two days. Kinda affected my training but it should be catching up soon. After reviewing my work, I've got quite a lot of deadlines to complete. The few major ones would be the upcoming gig in Labuan followed by emceeing Mr. Novice Miri (do check it out!) a day later. Followed by my assignments and first final term paper on the 26th. Got lots to juggle. Not forgetting training, magic, and lab reports to submit in between. Somehow I'll pull through (as usual).

Till then...

Dodge Viper MOPAR

I've always been a fan of the Dodge Viper SRT10 since the first time they announced it. I even printed out the pic and made a poster out of it. Apparently this year's concept coupe came out and I had to post it up. A fuckin 20 out of 10 drool factor.

Evil sexy thing...

First week of May...

Taggedbytheboo~

Would you go out with you? State the reasons why you would, and why you wouldn't, and then come to a conclusion at the end.

This really sounds like a question for an essay paper back in high school.

No. I definitely wouldn't go out with me. Simply because I don't think anyone can bear the dread of being with a guy like me. I've got plenty of bad habits and some really crazy attributes. I have no idea when I'll rid them or change them into good ones but heck, sometimes I can't even stand myself. I make stupid jokes, stupid remarks and definitely do stupid things. I plan a lot of things. My day, my week, my year, my life. I find it annoying that I sometimes do things to the extreme just to stick to my plans. I read and surf in the toilet. Well, the most time I've spent reading and surfing in the toilet is probably not that much cos my ass will slowly lose its blood circulation and start growing into the shape of the toilet bowl. Then I get stuck. And my parents will have to call the tow truck to pry me out from the toilet bowl. There. Another reason why I wouldn't date me. I crap a lot.

Then again, I may be a huge pile of BS... but regardless, she still loves me...

and I love her too...

Dinesh the Smoking Sperm

The type of jokes I dig are dry, lame, wonderfully tasteless and pretty much senseless too. The many reasons why I posted up the 'Tickle' post before this. The same reason why I'm posting this now. A chat transcript with Dinesh Jega (aka DJ).

Joe says:
what u doin?
Joe says:
so early you wake up??
Joe says:
shud masuk guiness book of world record man...
dinesh says:
dude
dinesh says:
wtf u doing
Joe says:
chatting la
Joe says:
goin to gym in a few mins
Joe says:
sup?
dinesh says:
haipu my uncle just past away
dinesh says:
he come kk for holiday
Joe says:
wah
Joe says:
shit
Joe says:
when?
dinesh says:
yesterrday fall down from tingkat dua ah
dinesh says:
break his head
dinesh says:
go icu but then to late
dinesh says:
have to mcb
dinesh says:
im a good person
dinesh says:
haipu everyone in my house emo
Joe says:
fall down the stairs ka?
dinesh says:
no
dinesh says:
from the tingkap when he smoking
Joe says:
see...
dinesh says:
haipu he hardcore smoker
Joe says:
better quit smoking la cha...
dinesh says:
memang smoking kill ppl
Joe says:
yeah
Joe says:
definitely...
dinesh says:
but im willing to take the risk
Joe says:
yeah
Joe says:
if you fall down window you wont die?
dinesh says:
???
dinesh says:
i pro ma
Joe says:
you my friend, will probably die of wanking...
dinesh says:
dude that not gonna happen
Joe says:
why not? you're gonna run out of sperm before that or what?
dinesh says:
but i think if ppl die from wanking is they happy
dinesh says:
dude fuckk offf
dinesh says:
i got unlimited sperm
Joe says:
hahahaha
Joe says:
you'll be the FIRST person to run outta sperm man...
Joe says:
trust me...
dinesh says:
thats where u r wrong
dinesh says:
dinesh j bah ni
Joe says:
hahahah
Joe says:
dj eh?

Like I said, dry, lame, wonderfully tasteless and pretty much senseless...