I miss my backyard. Its infested by two rabbits. Its a cute infestation.
When they get released into the garden, they scatter.
I'm like, come back! I want to hold one of you, and feed you a leaf.
20100318
Hey kid, want a balloon?
written by Joe Xavier at 9:35 AM 0 comments
20100315
Sesame!
I think they could take Sesame seeds off the market and I wouldn't even care.
I can't imagine five years from now saying, "Damn, remember Sesame seeds? What happened? All the buns are blank!" They're gonna have to change that McDonald's song: "Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a... bun."
How's a Sesame seed stick to a bun? That's fuckin' magical! There's got to be some Sesame seed glue out there! Either that, or they're adhesive on one side. "Take the Sesame seed out, remove the backing, place it on the bun. Now your bun will look spectacular."
What does a Sesame seed grow into? I don't know; we never gave them a chance!
What the fuck is a Sesame? It's a street!
It's a way... to open shit! Open Sesame!
written by Joe Xavier at 1:33 PM 4 comments
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Project Nuevo
Also, been having a steady flow of juices flowin from the medula oblongatas with tonnes of plans for the things to come. Definitely going to be getting more financial projects in motion. Projects with bigger returns in the end. Fingers crossed.