Dinesh the Smoking Sperm

The type of jokes I dig are dry, lame, wonderfully tasteless and pretty much senseless too. The many reasons why I posted up the 'Tickle' post before this. The same reason why I'm posting this now. A chat transcript with Dinesh Jega (aka DJ).

Joe says:
what u doin?
Joe says:
so early you wake up??
Joe says:
shud masuk guiness book of world record man...
dinesh says:
dude
dinesh says:
wtf u doing
Joe says:
chatting la
Joe says:
goin to gym in a few mins
Joe says:
sup?
dinesh says:
haipu my uncle just past away
dinesh says:
he come kk for holiday
Joe says:
wah
Joe says:
shit
Joe says:
when?
dinesh says:
yesterrday fall down from tingkat dua ah
dinesh says:
break his head
dinesh says:
go icu but then to late
dinesh says:
have to mcb
dinesh says:
im a good person
dinesh says:
haipu everyone in my house emo
Joe says:
fall down the stairs ka?
dinesh says:
no
dinesh says:
from the tingkap when he smoking
Joe says:
see...
dinesh says:
haipu he hardcore smoker
Joe says:
better quit smoking la cha...
dinesh says:
memang smoking kill ppl
Joe says:
yeah
Joe says:
definitely...
dinesh says:
but im willing to take the risk
Joe says:
yeah
Joe says:
if you fall down window you wont die?
dinesh says:
???
dinesh says:
i pro ma
Joe says:
you my friend, will probably die of wanking...
dinesh says:
dude that not gonna happen
Joe says:
why not? you're gonna run out of sperm before that or what?
dinesh says:
but i think if ppl die from wanking is they happy
dinesh says:
dude fuckk offf
dinesh says:
i got unlimited sperm
Joe says:
hahahaha
Joe says:
you'll be the FIRST person to run outta sperm man...
Joe says:
trust me...
dinesh says:
thats where u r wrong
dinesh says:
dinesh j bah ni
Joe says:
hahahah
Joe says:
dj eh?

Like I said, dry, lame, wonderfully tasteless and pretty much senseless...